MTV Cribs may have influenced the "drink a bottle of trendy champagne" goal. Damn that MTV for making me want what all the rich people have! I am envious after watching all these famous folks open their perfect refrigerators, with their beverages all lined up in a flawless row, and pull out the infamous bottle of Krystal. Next to the "this is where the magic happens" slogan when someone brings the cameras into the bedroom, the token bottle of expensive Champagne in the ice box is a standard event.
 
My questions is…at my age, why have I never been indulged in a luxury bubbly?